Blink 182 - Blow Job

[Tom] You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about 4 days ago? You really dont have a choice so you might as well be into
it.
[Mark] Yeah, you might as well act like you wanna hear it, cuz otherwise we’ll play it twice.

[Tom] Yeah, you bastards. Song goes like this.
[Music Starts]

Blink 182 - Down

The drops of rain they fall all over
This awkward silence makes me crazy
The glow inside burns light upon her
I’ll try to kiss you if you let me
(this can’t be the end)

Tidal waves they rip right through me
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad
Pick me up now, I need you so bad
Down down down down [x4]
It gets me so
Down down down down [x4]

Blink 182 - The Party Song

Do you wanna come to a party
My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
This thing’s at a frat house, but people are cool there
Reluctant, I followed, but I never dreamed

There would be someone there who would catch my attention
I wasn’t out looking for love or affection
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free
Shined the beer for tequila and we headed into the party

And then, in the backyard, some terrible ska band
Someone in the background was doing a keg stand
This place is so lame, all these girls look the same
All these guys have no game, I wish I would have stayed

In my bed, back at home, watching TV alone
Where I’d put on some porn or have sex on the phone

Blink 182 - Aliens Exist

Hey mom, there’s something in the backroom
Hope it’s not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories, as if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb

What if people knew that these were real (real)
I’d leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say "what you hear is all hearsay"
Wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long
And there’s something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I’m not like you guys
I’m not like you

Blink 182 - Adam's Song

I never thought I’d die alone
I laughed the loudest who’d have known?
I trace the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didn’t think enough
I’m too depressed to go on
You’ll be sorry when I’m gone

[Chorus:]
I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn’t wait to get outside

Blink 182 - I Miss You

(I miss you, I miss you)
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
We’ll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we’ll wish this never ends
We’ll wish this never ends

(I miss you, I miss you)
(I miss you, I miss you)
Where are you and I’m so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness

Simple Plan - Generation

(Listen)
(Ohh, ohh)
(Ohh, ohh)

I’m sick of all this waiting
And people telling me what I should be
What if I’m not so crazy
Maybe you’re the one that’s wrong, not me
So what you gonna do, what you gonna say
When we’re standing on top and do it our way
You say we got no future
You’re living in the past
So listen up, that’s my generation

[CHORUS]
(hey ho, let’s go!)
It’s going down tonight

Simple Plan - Save You

Take a breath
I pull myself together
Just another step till I reach the door
You?ll never know the way it tears me up inside to see you
I wish that I could tell you something
To take it all away

Sometimes I wish I could save you
And there?re so many things that I want you to know
I won?t give up till it?s over
If it takes you forever I want you to know

When I hear your voice
Its drowning in a whisper
It?s Just skins and bones
There?s nothing left to take

Simple Plan - Take My Hand

I’ve been trying to tell you something
But you never understand
I feel like we’ve been going ’round in circles
You look at me like I’ve become
A stranger on the streets,
A skeleton that’s been hiding in your closet

I see you next to me but still you feel so far away
Where did we go wrong?
(Where did we go wrong?)
I guess this is the part where you look at me
And say goodbye

Don’t, don’t let me go
It’s not the end, whoa
Girl you know it’s not so bad
It’s not the end, whoa
No it’s not the end

Simple Plan - The End

I’ve been trying to tell you something
But you never understand
I feel like we’ve been going ’round in circles
You look at me like I’ve become
A stranger on the streets,
A skeleton that’s been hiding in your closet

I see you next to me but still you feel so far away
Where did we go wrong?
(Where did we go wrong?)
I guess this is the part where you look at me
And say goodbye

Don’t, don’t let me go
It’s not the end, whoa
Girl you know it’s not so bad
It’s not the end, whoa
No it’s not the end

I’ve been around the world

Simple Plan - Perfect

Hey dad look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according to plan?
And do you think I’m wasting my time doing things I wanna do?
But it hurts when you disapprove all along

And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I’m never gonna be good enough for you
I can’t pretend that
I’m alright
And you can’t change me

’Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I’m sorry
I can’t be perfect
Now it’s just too late and

SUM 41 - With Me

I don’t want this moment to ever end
Where everythings nothing without you
I’ll wait here forever just to, to see you smile
’Cause it’s true, I am nothing without you

Through it all, I made my mistakes
I stumble and fall, but I mean these words

I want you to know
With everything I won’t let this go, these words are my heart and soul
I’ll hold on to this moment you know, ’cause I’d bleed my heart out to show
And I won’t let go

Thoughts read unspoken, forever in doubt
Pieces of memories fall to the ground
I know what I didn’t have so, I won’t let this go
’Cause it’s true, I am nothing without you

All the streets where I walked alone, with nowhere to go

SUM 41 - Always

Always
The whole way through
I’ll stay true…

Calling your name out
If you could only hear me now
Words I have never said so loud
The choice that would never be without

I’ll be with you always (Always)
Know that all these words that–
Now that I can feel
Something I never thought was real
I’ll be with you always (Always)
Know that all these words are true

Calling your name out
If you could only hear me now
Words I have never said so loud
The choice that would never be without

SUM 41 - Still Waiting

So am I still waiting,
For this world to stop hating?
Can’t find a good reason.
Can’t find hope to believe in.

Drop dead a bullet to my head.
Your words are like a gun in hand,
You can’t change the state of the nation,
We just need some motivation.

These eyes have seen no conviction.
Just lies and more contradiction,
So tell me what would you say?
I’d say it’s time
too late

So am I still waiting,
For this world to stop hating?

Simple Plan - Welcome To My Life

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don’t belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming

No you don’t know what it’s like
When nothing feels all right
You don’t know what it’s like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you’re down
To feel like you’ve been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one’s there to save you
No you don’t know what it’s like
Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?

Memakan Omongan Sendiri

Suatu hari yang panas, Bu Joko membuka rumahnya yang di ketok seorang tamu. Setelah di buka, nampak seorang pemuda yang gagah, tampan dan parlente berdiri di depan rumahnya. Tanpa babibu, ia langsung menumpahkan sampah dan debu di ruang tamu Bu Joko.

Sang ibu kaget, namun sebelum ia marah, si pemuda

Salah Sasaran

Seorang pria memasuki sebuah bar dengan muka lesu dan letih.
Pria tersebut lalu memesan segelas bir kepada bartender.
Seorang wanita penghibur yang melihat calon mangsanya lalu mendekati pria

Kata Indah

Kupu-kupu tidak tahu warna sayap mereka, tapi orang-orang tahu betapa indahnya mereka.

Seperti juga dirimu tidak tahu betapa indahnya dirimu, tapi Allah tahu betapa istimewanya dirimu di mata-NYA.

Ketika Engkau tunduk dalam syariatnya, ridha atas takdirnya, tersenyum dalam musibah, tegar dalam ujian, teguh dalam pendirian,
... Subhanallah...

Semoga kita termasuk orang-orang yang terpilih menjadi manusia yang terindah di mataNya..
Amin

Puisi Humor

“Tertangkap Basah”

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Di beranda rumah ibuku
Kita cerita smpai sana kesini
Dari selat sunda sampai hawai
Serentak nada bicar outus
Ada misteri diantara teka teki